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I have this idea for this thread.
You know how there are all these kernels of tennis wisdom that are easier said than done? They can be so frustrating in their simplicity. Let's list all the prophetic one-liners in this thread. Try to avoid discussion, oh, and one at a time please. :-)
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Great one!
I guess there is no hope for us single men or women who are tennis players, LOL.
".....double off the center field fence
Stay loose.
One point at a time.
We have a shed that hold maintenece stuff behind my teaching court. All the kids yell ...."You hit the SHED out of that one" when a ball go over the fence..
LOL. I might have to start using that one (now that I have kids.)
Watch the ball, not your opponent.
"Tennis players have fuzzy balls."
"You okay Wilson!?!?" <-- Works great after you tattoo a guy at the net playing doubles. Feel free to call them whatever ball you are playing with i.e. Penn, Pro Penn, Dunlop etc.
Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. ~Billie Jean King
I was going to have to delete that. Then I saw that Billie Jean said it. :-)

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