French Open diary - part deux

Sure, Federer, Serena and Djokovic all made appearances, but day two at Roland Garros is all about one match – Richard Gasquet v Andy Murray.

Before we kick things off, I’d just like to thank Novak Djokovic for screwing around for a set and winning in four and not straight. If he hadn’t gone walkabout then I
would’ve missed the start of Murray v Reeechar. Thanks Castor Troy.

Sigmund Freud couldn’t figure Reeechar out so I’m not going to bother. It seems the French organizers have had enough of him. He won the title in Nice on Sunday, injured
himself in the process and asked for this match not once but twice to be
postponed to Tuesday. The organizers responded by extending their collective
middle finger to him. No more soup for you Reechar.

But when you screw around, squander your talent and piss off French people, bad things usually happen.

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