THE LOW DOWN: WTA Tour exacts revenge, gives Sharapova no-star treatment on photoshoot

Note to Maria "Shriek"apova: be careful what you ask for...

The Russian blogged about her 90-minute experience on the infamous WTA Tour "Superheroes" photoshoot and revealed that she got anything but the 5-star treatment:

About the shoot...as I had mentioned in my interviews, it was cut down to 90 minutes. I arrived doing my own hair and make-up, wardrobe, etc....shot 2 scenes...one was in a car, literally driving over a bridge 9 times, looking out the window and 'talking on the phone'...second was walking into a hotel. ZZZZ!! Chip chop and I was outta there! This is certainly one commercial I will not be dying to see.

So that explains her sullen look (fashion and otherwise) during the shoot. But taking a peak at the other lady ballers from their part of the shoot, it seems to me they were definitely done up (check out Serena's 'do - def blown out.) I don't think Maria realized that 'compromise' meant 'self-service'.
Revenge is a bitch.

*VIA DOWNTHELINETENNIS.COM

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