In her dreams: rapper Eve to play Sveta in made-for-TV movie

So what do Svetlana Kuznetsova and Eve have in common? Absolutely friggin' nothing except that the Russian, who made the semifinals of Roland Garros today, told the French Open website that she would like the rapper/actress to play her in a movie. WTF?!

But I suppose this comes as no surprise since Sveta once said she believes she was black in a past life. Well, okay I guess their hair is sorta similar and maybe Sveta is hiding cat claw tattooed breasts underneath her Fila gear. Who knows...

*Via Down the Line!

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