Top 10 signs 'you are a tennis crack-head when you....'
10. Think Roger Federer will win another grand slam
9. Willingly not only sat through the John Isner- Niclolas Mahut punishement but believe it is a record of some sort
8. Havn't notice that Andy Murray is actually a Tim Henmen clone still trying to get a slam
7. You need Bud Collins' stylist/tailor's number
6. Can understand the ATP/WTA ranking system
5. Think tennis pros are legitimized by a grandslam win
4. Live in the US and watch the Australian Open live
3. Read pros' memoirs/autobiographies
2. After reading a tennis player's memoir or autobiography, you are disappointed to find out they are a flawed human being after all
1. Wish they had Hawkeye at the local park ( every time Mark/Mr. Mayor comes through for a visit)
I always forget something, lets hear it!!!!
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Permalink Reply by TennisWithD on
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Special mention......11. Enter tournaments with no prize money and are so satisfied that you pay to play some more
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Permalink Reply by Mark / The Mayor on
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Hey! I may call them tight, but I'm never wrong. ('cuz it's my call anyway - shut up and play!)
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lol @ "call them tight"
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Permalink Reply by Hal Wagner on
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play more than 3 tourneys in a month
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Permalink Reply by Cordell on
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Made it a point to remember what exactly you were doing each of the three days Isner/Mahut played so that 30 years from now you can tell your grandchildren what it was like to watch tennis "history" in the making.
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lol thats def "winning" attitude
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Permalink Reply by Jazz Burks on
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To quote Diana Ross, "If there's a cure for this, I don't want, I don't want it!"
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