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Top 10 signs 'you are a tennis crack-head when you....'

10. Think Roger Federer will win another grand slam


9. Willingly not only sat through the John Isner- Niclolas Mahut punishement but believe it is a record of some sort

8. Havn't notice that Andy Murray is actually a Tim Henmen clone still trying to get a slam

7. You need Bud Collins' stylist/tailor's  number


6. Can understand the ATP/WTA ranking system

5. Think tennis pros are legitimized by a grandslam win

4.  Live in the US and watch the Australian Open live

3. Read pros' memoirs/autobiographies

2. After reading a tennis player's memoir or autobiography, you are disappointed to find out they are a flawed human being after all

1. Wish they had Hawkeye at the local park ( every time Mark/Mr. Mayor comes through for a visit)


I always forget something, lets hear it!!!!



Tags: ATP, Andy, Australian, Bud, Collins, Federer, Hawkeye, Isner, John, Mahut, More…Mark/Mr., Mayor, Murray, Niclolas, Open, Roger, WTA, autobiographies, memoir, ranking, system

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Special mention......11. Enter tournaments with no prize money and are so satisfied that you pay to play some more

Hey!  I may call them tight, but I'm never wrong.  ('cuz it's my call anyway - shut up and play!)
lol @ "call them tight"
play more than 3 tourneys in a month
Made it a point to remember what exactly you were doing each of the three days Isner/Mahut played so that 30 years from now you can tell your grandchildren what it was like to watch tennis "history" in the making.
When u bang 7 gram rocks at every change over!
lol thats def "winning" attitude
To quote Diana Ross, "If there's a cure for this, I don't want, I don't want it!"


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