You Are Probably Sandbagging

If you are eating chicken wings with your non-racket hand during league match play and beating your opponent, you are probably a sandbagger. 

If you are eating chicken wings with your non-racket hand while you’re serving during league match play and you are beating your opponent, you are a sandbagger.

If you are eating chicken wings with your racket hand during league match play while beating your opponent, and you have no napkins, I’m calling the league coordinator.

From my blog, I Toad You So.