10. When everyone cannot shut up about that grandslam that eludes them
9. When tournaments know they can gift them a car instead of prize money and they actually take it!
8. When a 12 pack tennis bag suddenly becomes inadequet and needs to be accesorized with a European carry-all/satchel/clutch
7. When they have, on one side strangers who passionately detest them on the other those who want to marry them
6. Belts, biker/cowboy boots, shorts with belt buckles and belts, animal prints, and lace start to feel more comfortable and acceptable during a match
5. Have a Charity they do not know about
4. Hollywood is convinced they can act as well as they serve
3. When their personal childhood hero suddenly changes from a multiple slam champion to some insignificant distant relative like a "mum or a dad"
2. When they withdraw from every tournament but the ranking does not slip
1. When American tennis fans can pronounce their totally like, weird name
Did I leave any out, post them if I did!!!
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