All Discussions Tagged 'european' - Tennisopolis : Tennis Social Network2024-03-29T15:40:57Zhttp://tennisopolis.com/forum/topic/listForTag?tag=european&feed=yes&xn_auth=noTop 10 Signs 'your favourite player is blazing the rankings when....'tag:tennisopolis.com,2011-05-18:1869403:Topic:5950652011-05-18T01:38:18.133ZTennisWithDhttp://tennisopolis.com/profile/TennisWithD
<p><br></br>10. When everyone cannot shut up about that <strong><span style="color: #000080;">grandslam</span></strong> that eludes them</p>
<p><br></br>9. When tournaments know they can gift them a car instead of <span style="color: #000080;"><strong>prize money</strong></span> and they actually take it!</p>
<p><br></br>8. When a <strong><span style="color: #000080;">12 pack tennis bag</span></strong> suddenly becomes inadequet and needs to be accesorized with…</p>
<p><br/>10. When everyone cannot shut up about that <strong><span style="color: #000080;">grandslam</span></strong> that eludes them</p>
<p><br/>9. When tournaments know they can gift them a car instead of <span style="color: #000080;"><strong>prize money</strong></span> and they actually take it!</p>
<p><br/>8. When a <strong><span style="color: #000080;">12 pack tennis bag</span></strong> suddenly becomes inadequet and needs to be accesorized with a European carry-all/satchel/clutch</p>
<p><br/>7. When they have, on one side strangers who passionately detest them on the other those who want to marry them </p>
<p><br/>6. Belts, biker/cowboy boots, shorts with belt buckles and belts, animal prints, and lace start to feel more comfortable and acceptable during a match</p>
<p><br/>5. Have a <strong><span style="color: #000080;">Charity</span></strong> they do not know about</p>
<p><br/>4. Hollywood is convinced they can act as well as they serve</p>
<p><br/>3. When their personal childhood hero suddenly changes from a multiple <strong><span style="color: #000080;">slam champion</span></strong> to some insignificant distant relative like a "mum or a dad"</p>
<p><br/>2. When they withdraw from every tournament but the ranking does not slip</p>
<p><br/>1. When <strong><span style="color: #000080;">American tennis fans</span></strong> can pronounce their totally like, weird name</p>
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<p><span style="color: #ff0000;" class="font-size-4"><strong>Did I leave any out, post them if I did!!!</strong></span></p>